The Daily Telegraph understands that detectives will imminently pass files on Labour MPs Elliot Morley, David Chaytor and Jim Devine, and peers Baroness Uddin, Lord Hanningfield and Lord Clarke of Hampstead to the Crown Prosecution Service.
Ho ho ho, I think I may even order up a platter of nachos covered with that cheese. Y’know, the stuff that is that yellowy orange colour you don’t find in nature.
Keir Starmer, the country’s top prosecutor, is expected to make a decision on whether to prosecute the politicians as early as January, before a General Election.
And listen to the high pitched whine if any prosecution does come before the GE. Wait for the explanation about how it would interfere with the big three’s divine right to be elected. Justice must play second fiddle to these arseholes and their desires to rule over us. The other argument will be about how the cost of these trials dwarves the amount of money trousered, and that it was a mistake. It being a mistake is a defence that has to be accepted. But only if you are an MP or a Peer of the Realm, if you’re a little person, you’re going down.
That’s not all justice has to play second fiddle to. . .
The most serious suspected frauds are considered to be those of Mr Morley and Mr Chaytor who both claimed thousands of pounds for “phantom” mortgages that they had already paid off. . .
. . . Mr Morley said: “I have always made it clear that I am not guilty of any offence and that I am very happy to co-operate with the police, and the parliamentary authorities and procedures. I have been advised not to comment on press reports particularly when they are based more on speculation than fact.”
Yep, that’s Labour all over. ‘I have declared I am not guilty, therefore it is so.’ Sorry fatboy, if we get our day in court, that’ll be for the jury to decide, and given the rep of MPs in general and you in particular, I don’t fancy your chances old chap. Just think about all that DNA on registers, all those CRB checks for you to get a job once you get out.
In May, HMRC wrote to all MPs asking if they wished to come forward and make voluntary payments.
I’m betting I know how many decided they did want to make voluntary payments. Somewhere between sod all and naff all.
The authorities said last night they had opened formal inquiries into 27 MPs.
Looks like the CPS and the revenue men could be giving us all a belated Xmas present. You see, that’s the thing, all those civil servants and police officers who have had their jobs made more difficult by your constant tinkering, who have seen budgets for proper work cut whilst more and more social cohesion diversity outreach citizen focus equality officers have been put on the strength, they are all little people too, they hate you as well and now they have an opportunity to kick you where it hurts.
Payback’s a bitch.