I was scrolling through BBC teletext this evening. I don’t have a screen capture of it, but thankfully it is reproduced to a lesser extent on their website.
The first story on the news page (101) on BBC teletext is entirely predictable:
Fair enough.
Scroll to page two and the top story says:
Errrrrrm. Guys? Hello? HELLO! Anyone home?
For crying out loud. . .
It'll be done the British way. On the cheap.
First you need a really, really big elastic band. Then you need a couple of idiots (no shortage there) and a wheelie bin they can both fit into.
Aim at Jupiter and… boing.
Enough attempts and that benefits bill will just fade away.
At least, I hope that's what they're thinking.
We've already got one but it's been outsourced to India courtesy of the Foreign & Commonwealth Office get out of poverty subsidy.
We've even given them enough cash to construct their own nuclear powered subs!
Do keep up.
Today I have read that Broon is giving away an additional £1.5 billion we don't have to the turd world. The fucker is off his trolly.