Radical cleric Abu Qatada is considering leaving the UK
Excellent, does he need a ticket? I’ll buy him one myself.
if he can find a country to take him.
Ah. Problem. I’m assuming, Jordan, Afghanistan, Iran or some other stan doesn’t appeal. I can’t quite see him getting a beachfront house in Malibu, or a nice apartment overlooking Sydney Harbour.
Perhaps he’s concerned that with the taxpayer bailing out all those banks, his benefits might be cut. . .